The Crop Top Diaries: 10 things you notice on your first day at the gym

 

  1. The unfittest people have the best workout gear
  2. A Zumba instructor will make you stand in the front row of a class if you’re late
  3. The creepiest gym people keep their jackets on when they exercise
  4. In a Zumba class, the most rhythmic girls are white
  5. Teacher’s pet in a fitness class = the one who sweats the most
  6. 90% of gym goers are attractive
  7. No one greets
  8. Wearing Nike gives you an air of credibility
  9. There are small children who are fitter than you
  10. Gym pools are the unsexiest places on earth

 

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